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Why did the husband bring a ladder to the party?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Hope that made you laugh!#BERAAirdropAlert #BTC #banince #joke $BTC $BTC
Why did the husband bring a ladder to the party?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Hope that made you laugh!#BERAAirdropAlert #BTC #banince #joke $BTC $BTC
Shoutout @facelesstraderss for making this video possible@facelesstraderss @facelesstraderss ................#forexjokes #forexlifestyle #memes #joke #forex #nfp #trading #forexmemes #tradingmemes #forexfunny #funny
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" money can't bye happiness "
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#MarketPullback #BTCBreaksATH110K #joke #FunnyMemes
" money can't bye happiness "
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#MarketPullback #BTCBreaksATH110K #joke #FunnyMemes
#TradeLessons #TradeStories #joke $
Ethan heard his barber made $10,000 trading crypto 💈💰. So naturally, he thought, “If he can do it with scissors in one hand ✂️, I can do it with both thumbs on my phone.” 📱👍👍
He bought a coin called MoonDogePepeX 🐶🌕🐸 because someone on Twitter said, “This is the next Bitcoin, trust me, bro.” 🚀🔥💎🙌
In an hour, the price doubled 📈 and Ethan was dancing like: 🕺💃
He texted his mom: “I’m basically Warren Buffet with Wi-Fi.” 🧓📶💼
Then the next morning...
CRASH! 💥📉
His portfolio looked like leftovers after a food fight 🍝🫠
He crawled back to the barber shop 🐢🏃♂️
The barber asked, “So, how’s MoonDogePepeX doing?”
Ethan whispered, “It went to the moon... 🌕
...but I got stranded on Earth without gas fees.” ⛽🚫🌍
Ethan heard his barber made $10,000 trading crypto 💈💰. So naturally, he thought, “If he can do it with scissors in one hand ✂️, I can do it with both thumbs on my phone.” 📱👍👍
He bought a coin called MoonDogePepeX 🐶🌕🐸 because someone on Twitter said, “This is the next Bitcoin, trust me, bro.” 🚀🔥💎🙌
In an hour, the price doubled 📈 and Ethan was dancing like: 🕺💃
He texted his mom: “I’m basically Warren Buffet with Wi-Fi.” 🧓📶💼
Then the next morning...
CRASH! 💥📉
His portfolio looked like leftovers after a food fight 🍝🫠
He crawled back to the barber shop 🐢🏃♂️
The barber asked, “So, how’s MoonDogePepeX doing?”
Ethan whispered, “It went to the moon... 🌕
...but I got stranded on Earth without gas fees.” ⛽🚫🌍
I remember about 20 years ago, there was a popular question: “What would happen if you threw a crowbar into a train toilet while it was moving at full speed?”
There were lots of theories—people came up with all sorts of explanations.
And only Donald Trump decided to try it.
#joke #TRUMP #Tarrifwars #TrumpTariffs #short $TRUMP $BTC
There were lots of theories—people came up with all sorts of explanations.
And only Donald Trump decided to try it.
#joke #TRUMP #Tarrifwars #TrumpTariffs #short $TRUMP $BTC
Why did the Bitcoin cross the road?
To get to the other side of the blockchain!
#crypto #cryptocurrency #bitcoin #blockchain #funny #joke
To get to the other side of the blockchain!
#crypto #cryptocurrency #bitcoin #blockchain #funny #joke
👔💰 Crypto Trader’s Job Interview – Expect the Unexpected 🚀😂
Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself.” 🤝📄
Me: “I’m a crypto trader.” 💹🔥
Interviewer: “Oh, interesting! What’s your biggest strength?” 🤔
Me: “I can watch my portfolio nuke -80% overnight 😵💫💀, call it ‘healthy market correction’ 📉, chug my 9th cup of coffee ☕, and still whisper ‘WAGMI’ before passing out. 😎💪”
Interviewer: “And your biggest weakness?” 😳
Me: “I have a few… let’s see:
🔹 Checking charts every 2 seconds like my life depends on it. 📊😵💫
🔹 YOLOing into FOMO pumps 🚀, only to panic sell at the absolute bottom. 💀📉
🔹 Telling myself ‘It’s just a paper loss’ as my savings evaporate. 💸🔥
🔹 Drinking more coffee than water. ☕☠️”
Interviewer: “Uhh… any other skills?” 🤨
Me: “Oh, of course! I can:
🔹 Refresh Binance faster than a high-frequency trading bot. ⚡👀
🔹 Calculate liquidation prices before I can count my remaining money. 🔢💀
🔹 Survive a -99% crash with nothing but copium & emotional damage. 🥲📉
🔹 Say ‘I’m in it for the tech’ while praying for a moonshot. 🚀🙏”
Interviewer: “Impressive… what do you do in your free time?” 😅
Me: “What free time? My life is just:
🔄 Long? Short? REKT? Repeat. 😵💫📉📈”
Interviewer: “...Welcome aboard.” 🎉🤣
#CryptoTraderLife 🚀😂 #CryptoTalkerBro 💎😭 😜🤣🤣 #joke 💀 #ChartWhisperer 📉📊 @Square-Creator-6bed74298bb8
Me: “I’m a crypto trader.” 💹🔥
Interviewer: “Oh, interesting! What’s your biggest strength?” 🤔
Me: “I can watch my portfolio nuke -80% overnight 😵💫💀, call it ‘healthy market correction’ 📉, chug my 9th cup of coffee ☕, and still whisper ‘WAGMI’ before passing out. 😎💪”
Interviewer: “And your biggest weakness?” 😳
Me: “I have a few… let’s see:
🔹 Checking charts every 2 seconds like my life depends on it. 📊😵💫
🔹 YOLOing into FOMO pumps 🚀, only to panic sell at the absolute bottom. 💀📉
🔹 Telling myself ‘It’s just a paper loss’ as my savings evaporate. 💸🔥
🔹 Drinking more coffee than water. ☕☠️”
Interviewer: “Uhh… any other skills?” 🤨
Me: “Oh, of course! I can:
🔹 Refresh Binance faster than a high-frequency trading bot. ⚡👀
🔹 Calculate liquidation prices before I can count my remaining money. 🔢💀
🔹 Survive a -99% crash with nothing but copium & emotional damage. 🥲📉
🔹 Say ‘I’m in it for the tech’ while praying for a moonshot. 🚀🙏”
Interviewer: “Impressive… what do you do in your free time?” 😅
Me: “What free time? My life is just:
🔄 Long? Short? REKT? Repeat. 😵💫📉📈”
Interviewer: “...Welcome aboard.” 🎉🤣
#CryptoTraderLife 🚀😂 #CryptoTalkerBro 💎😭 😜🤣🤣 #joke 💀 #ChartWhisperer 📉📊 @Square-Creator-6bed74298bb8
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