Interviewer: āSo, tell me about yourself.ā š¤š
Me: āIām a crypto trader.ā š¹š„
Interviewer: āOh, interesting! Whatās your biggest strength?ā š¤
Me: āI can watch my portfolio nuke -80% overnight šµāš«š, call it āhealthy market correctionā š, chug my 9th cup of coffee ā, and still whisper āWAGMIā before passing out. ššŖā
Interviewer: āAnd your biggest weakness?ā š³
Me: āI have a few⦠letās see:
š¹ Checking charts every 2 seconds like my life depends on it. ššµāš«
š¹ YOLOing into FOMO pumps š, only to panic sell at the absolute bottom. šš
š¹ Telling myself āItās just a paper lossā as my savings evaporate. šøš„
š¹ Drinking more coffee than water. āā ļøā
Interviewer: āUhh⦠any other skills?ā š¤Ø
Me: āOh, of course! I can:
š¹ Refresh Binance faster than a high-frequency trading bot. ā”š
š¹ Calculate liquidation prices before I can count my remaining money. š¢š
š¹ Survive a -99% crash with nothing but copium & emotional damage. š„²š
š¹ Say āIām in it for the techā while praying for a moonshot. ššā
Interviewer: āImpressive⦠what do you do in your free time?ā š
Me: āWhat free time? My life is just:
š Long? Short? REKT? Repeat. šµāš«ššā
Interviewer: ā...Welcome aboard.ā šš¤£
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