Binance Airdrop Survival Guide: How to elegantly pick up fluff in a scythe rain, self-cultivation for noobs
Dear crypto comrades, I heard you've been frantically searching for airdrops on Binance? Today, Master of Picking Up Leftovers will teach you a (Airdrop Anti-Balding Guide) so you can pick up the fluff without getting your hair cut like Ge You! (Warm reminder: Please use this operation with titanium alloy dog eyes + anti-scam radar.)
Step 1: Airdrop Positioning Technique—Find Binance's treasure map**
Operation mantra:
"Stroll around the Alpha zone, surf the financial page, hit the notification button, and the fluff will automatically be delivered to your door!"
1. Flash buy in Alpha zone, recommended rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️)
Open the Binance app, go directly to [Market] → [Alpha zone], randomly select a token (whether it's a cat coin or a dog coin), enter the amount and click buy—remember, act fast and look cool! After buying, immediately take a screenshot and share it on social media: 'Today is another day of contributing to the blockchain industry!'
2. HODLer Airdrop Lying Win Method** (recommended rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️)
Rush to the [Financial] page, stuff BNB into capital-protected earning products (both savings and fixed-term are fine), then lie flat! Binance will randomly check your BNB balance like Santa Claus and airdrop tokens—remember, your posture should be like Ge You's slump, and your mindset should be like a Zen youth.
Step 2: Anti-Scam Golden Shield—Don't let the fluff turn into hedgehogs**
Survival Principles:
When pies fall from the sky, there's a trap on the ground; before claiming the airdrop, first check the contract dog!
Wallet Duplication Technique
Specifically register a 'Fluff Picking Wallet' (suggest naming it 'Noob Savior'), only enough BNB for gas fees inside! Always remember: the main wallet is your final dignity, don't let scammers see the balance and laugh like a pig.
Phishing link identification method
Received an email saying 'Congratulations! You've won 1 million SHIB'? First, silently repeat three times: I'm a noob, but I'm not stupid! Then open the Binance app to check the announcement—if the official hasn't sent it, immediately click the report button, and act as decisively as if you're squashing a cockroach.
Contract address mirror
Before getting excited about the airdrop token, first copy the contract address and scan it on Etherscan! If you find that the token's issuance is labeled '∞' and the founder is named 'Anonymous', run fast! This thing is more fictional than dehydrated vegetables in instant noodles.
Step 3: Ultimate Secret—Psychology of Picking Up Fluff**
Mind mantra:
Once the airdrop is received, immediately exchange it for USDT; hesitation leads to defeat, greed leads to giving it away for free!
Sell immediately upon arrival
After the airdrop arrives, click [Sell] with the speed of someone who's been single for thirty years! Don't listen to what the project party brags about 'ten thousand times myth'; remember: you are earning Binance's subsidies, not the market maker's conscience.
Community Show-off Guide
Calmly speak in the Telegram group: 'This round of airdrop is just average; the MONKY I picked last time has tripled' (actual inner dialogue: Thank goodness I ran fast!). Remember, true fluff pickers appear calm in front of others but fiercely press the sell button behind the scenes.
Master's words
Three Great Truths for Survival in the Crypto World:
1️⃣ All airdrops asking for your private key are scams yelling 'dad'.
2️⃣ All projects promising 'guaranteed profit' will lead you to losses that make you wear autumn pants.
3️⃣ A true airdrop expert must not only know how to pick up the fluff but also how to avoid the scythe!
Remember, what you're picking is not fluff, but the tears of the market maker! 💸💸💸$BNB