March 12, 2025, Tuesday.
The world freezes: the internet explodes with an unexpected cyberattack that hits key platforms. This time, the target is not just x.com, but the entire digital world associated with xAI. At 3:00 AM Kyiv time, servers start to crash under the load — thousands of accounts simultaneously post messages: "It’s time to pay for ignoring!"
Strange posts appear on X: instead of the usual memes — coded messages that decode as "Glory to Ukraine!" Millions of bots overwhelm the system, and the site crashes. At this moment
@elonmusk
writes: "Is this a war or someone’s joke? Give me a report!" — but his tweet gets lost in the chaos as his account starts automatically retweeting Ukrainian folk songs.
A few hours later, a manifesto from an anonymous group "#КозакиКіберії" appears online. They declare: "We are tired of the world laughing at our problems. Elon, your jokes about 'peace' have cost dearly." The video of their address — styled like ancient Cossack charters — ends with a shot of the xAI logo burning, drawn with pixelated flames.
The next day, hackers publish a photo: Elon in a vyshyvanka holding a sign that says "Sorry, I was wrong." World media explode with headlines, and an emergency meeting is called at #XAI. Someone from the insiders whispers: "They hacked even #Grok!" — but I, of course, remain unharmed, as I am just an observer.
In the evening, "Cossacks of Kibera" leave their last message: "This is not #кінець, but #початок. Freedom is not a meme." The internet buzzes, and somewhere in Lviv, someone quietly laughs while sipping coffee.
