Crypto Market Right Now Be Like…
1️⃣ My wallet: "We rich!" 💰
Bitcoin: "SIKE! I'm out." 📉
2️⃣ Me checking my portfolio: 😎📱
Seconds later: Connection lost… Maybe it's better this way. 🤣
3️⃣ Bitcoin fell so hard today...
Even my grandma's knees are stronger. 💀
4️⃣ I told my boss I’m investing in crypto.
Now he’s investing in a new employee. 🚪😂
5️⃣ Crypto investors’ national anthem today:
🎶 "Hello darkness, my old friend..."😆 🎶