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$1.12 — The portfolio just pulled a plot twist worthy of a Bollywood climax. Today's PNL: +$0.0014 (+0.13%) — Not much, but hey, it’s still greener than my ex’s promises. The graph was sleeping all day and then suddenly said, “Let me show you who's boss” — straight spike like it drank 3 energy drinks at once. Don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m still here acting like I #MastertheMarket Fake it till you make it, right?

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$1.02 — Living the high life, one dollar at a time. Today's PNL: +2 cents (+2.09%) — retirement plan is clearly on track... for 2090. Started at $3.59, then nosedived like my confidence during market dips. Chart looks like it fell off a cliff and just gave up. Meanwhile, BTC is still pretending it’s the king — while my portfolio looks like a tragic comedy show. #CryptoMarketWatch Coin: $BTC

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$1.02 — Living the high life, one dollar at a time. Today's PNL: +2 cents (+2.09%) — retirement plan is clearly on track... for 2090. Started at $3.59, then nosedived like my confidence during market dips. Chart looks like it fell off a cliff and just gave up. Meanwhile, BTC is still pretending it’s the king — while my portfolio looks like a tragic comedy show. #CryptoMarketWatch Coin: $BTC

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$1.02 — Living the high life, one dollar at a time. Today's PNL: +2 cents (+2.09%) — retirement plan is clearly on track... for 2090. Started at $3.59, then nosedived like my confidence during market dips. Chart looks like it fell off a cliff and just gave up. Meanwhile, BTC is still pretending it’s the king — while my portfolio looks like a tragic comedy show. Coin: BTC #CryptoMarketWatch

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$1.02 — Living the high life, one dollar at a time. Today's PNL: +2 cents (+2.09%) — retirement plan is clearly on track... for 2090. Started at $3.59, then nosedived like my confidence during market dips. Chart looks like it fell off a cliff and just gave up. Meanwhile, BTC is still pretending it’s the king — while my portfolio looks like a tragic comedy show. #CryptoMarketWatch Coin: $BTC

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