Shorting Unicorn UNI at 67x leverage because regular losses weren't exciting enough. -27.51% ROI so far, but hey, who needs financial stability when you have adrenaline? 🦄💸 $UNI

Market moving like it knows my liquidation price personally. Maybe I should just donate my USDT directly to the liquidity pool—at least that way, I'll feel like a DeFi investor instead of a leveraged gambler. 🚀📉 #UNI #UnicornUNI #RiskManagementOrLackOfIt