Hit $7.88 for a glorious moment, and I was already planning my retirement—private yacht, luxury cars, maybe even a castle.

But reality had other plans, dragging me back down to $5.20 before I could even blink.

Crypto once again reminding me that the only thing mooning here is my overconfidence 🚀➡️📉. At this point, I’m just collecting screenshots, not profits 🤡📸. #RichForASecond #CryptoDelusion #HODL