Trump's New Sunday Hobby
Imagine this…
It’s Sunday morning. Most people are chilling, maybe enjoying brunch, scrolling through memes, or walking the dog.
But not Donald Trump. Nope.
He wakes up, probably still in his golden pajamas, grabs a Diet Coke, and thinks:
“Hmm... what if I just create a U.S. Crypto Strategic Reserve today? Let’s throw in Bitcoin, Ethereum, XRP, Solana, Cardano... Yeah, that sounds fun.”
Next thing you know...
BOOM! 💥
$300 BILLION floods into the crypto market.
Bitcoin flies to $93K. 🚀
Ethereum takes off. 🚀
XRP, SOL, ADA? Mooned. 🚀🚀🚀
And the rest of us are just sitting here like:
“Wait… is this actually happening? On a Sunday?!”
Correct or not? Well… the market sure didn’t ask twice. It just pumped like it was 2021 all over again.
Trump says the U.S. is going to be the “Crypto Capital of the World,” and honestly, at this point, who’s going to stop him?
📅 Sundays are no longer for rest. They’re for presidential market moves.
Next week? Who knows... Maybe he'll announce Dogecoin as the official U.S. currency. 🐶💸
Anyway, buckle up. 2025 is already wild.
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