Folks, have you heard about Musk's recent happenings? I took a look, and wow, this plot is even more exciting than the American dramas I follow; I must chat about it with everyone today!😎
Let's talk about Musk's 'hardcore will.' He implanted something called a 'ghost' in his body to monitor 15 vital signs. What does this mean? It's like he has a 24/7 personal bodyguard with high-tech health check features. If anything happens to him—like a physical death or being missing for over 72 hours—a quantum computer in Zurich will immediately activate countermeasures as if it were on steroids.😜
Imagine if something really happened to him; the Tesla factory wouldn't make cars anymore but instead would switch to making armored vehicles. This change would happen faster than a Sichuan opera face change. Originally thinking of cruising in a Tesla, you'd suddenly find it turned into an armored vehicle, which would surely shock passersby. Moreover, all the black technologies would have to be revealed, causing a stir in the global tech community, and those who have been eagerly watching Musk's technology would probably wake up laughing.🤣
Let's also talk about the assassination threats he faces; there are 230 million bitcoins on the dark web as a bounty for his head. What a sky-high price; Musk is practically becoming 'walking wealth.' The nerve agent incident at the Berlin factory in 2022, the tampering commands on the plane in 2023, and then the sniper and C4 explosives... this is not a normal person's life; Musk is living like the protagonist in a spy thriller.😱
And those absurd issues with U.S. government departments, like the Health Department spending a million dollars to build a gender-neutral restroom that took a year to complete. I'm baffled—did they embed diamonds in the toilet, or is there a time tunnel hidden inside? How can it take so long and cost so much? The U.S. military is even more ridiculous, with all kinds of corruption; a dock built for 320 million dollars can sink, and they spent 80 million on coffee cups, each cup costing 1280 dollars. Does this cup brew an elixir of immortality?😒
Musk is indeed very bold, daring to take action against these departments and cut 40,000 civil servants. This has really stirred up a hornet's nest, and the involved interest groups are numerous. Those laid-off civil servants must hate him to the core; in their eyes, Musk is the 'big villain.'😤
But Musk isn't foolish; he knows that he's been on a perilous path, which is why he set up such a will. This will is like a 'backup plan' for himself; in case something unexpected happens one day, it will let those who want to harm him know that he is not to be trifled with.😏
In this complex situation, Musk is like a lonely warrior battling against a massive interest group. I don't know what the outcome of this 'battle' will be, but one thing is certain: as long as Musk is around, the tech and political circles in the U.S. won't be peaceful, and who knows what jaw-dropping things might happen!🤔
Let's just grab a little stool and wait to see how this grand drama unfolds; who knows, one day Musk might surprise us again!😉