"The Dip That Drowned Me"
Sad poem by me ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฒ๐ธ
I saw the dip, it looked so sweet,๐ค
So I bought inโoh, what a treat!๐
Then it dipped, and dipped some more,๐ซ
My bank account fell through the floor.๐
"No worries!" I said, "Just buy again!"๐ฎโ๐จ
Surely this pain will come to an end...๐ซฃ
But as I DCAโd with all my might,๐โโ๏ธ
The dip just laughed and said, "Goodnight."๐
Now I just sit, my savings dead,๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
Holding my bags and eating bread.๐ซฅ๐ค