$BTC
🚀 Bitcoin Right Now:
📈 Crossed $100K – "Mission accomplished… right?" 🏆
📉 Stuck below $108K – "Uh… Houston, we have a resistance problem." 🚀💀
😬 MicroStrategy stops buying – "Wait, who’s our sugar daddy now?!" 😭
🇸🇻 El Salvador ditches BTC – "Bro, we were supposed to hold together!" 💔
🤯 Traders staring at charts – "C’mon, just a little more... PLEASE!" 🥲📊
Bitcoin holders right now: "Not selling, but also not celebrating."🫠
