SendItOrEndIt

$ETH Just dropped my life savings into ETH on Binance because I saw a green candle and felt something spiritual.
Not financial advice, just divine intervention.
If this hits $5k, I’m buying a Lambo.
If it crashes, I’m becoming a monk.

HODL till I’m holy or homeless.
#ethtothemoon #BinanceVibes #SendItOrEndIt

$BTC
🚀 Bitcoin Right Now:
📈 Crossed $100K – "Mission accomplished… right?" 🏆
📉 Stuck below $108K – "Uh… Houston, we have a resistance problem." 🚀💀
😬 MicroStrategy stops buying – "Wait, who’s our sugar daddy now?!" 😭
🇸🇻 El Salvador ditches BTC – "Bro, we were supposed to hold together!" 💔
🤯 Traders staring at charts – "C’mon, just a little more... PLEASE!" 🥲📊

Bitcoin holders right now: "Not selling, but also not celebrating."🫠

#BTC #bitcoin #SendItOrEndIt #HODL