$BTC

Mom said: Prepare to activate the baby-shocking crash mode 🥶 Fasten your seatbelt, it's time to play the big angry god... Vertically dropping to 85,000 😔 Welcoming the Lunar New Year 🧧

The bears are making a fortune 🤭 The bulls' questions are useless 😬 Losing so much I can't even put on my pants 🫰

$ETH

Mom said: Still useless questions, crashing to the ground 🫰

$TRUMP

The crypto market will make the Lunar New Year, crashing down like a scene from hell 🈳

As long as the green mountains remain, there's no fear of running out of firewood 😔 Everyone quickly cut your losses 👩‍🦲 The bulls are about to be shaved by the bears, let's wait until August when Bitcoin hits around 50,000, then buy the dip 🫶