When you feel like the market has outplayed you, it's time to consider a less stressful career. I've found some unique jobs that will lift your spirits (and maybe your income).
1. Coconut picker at height
If you're as agile as a monkey and aren't afraid of heights, this is the perfect job. Climb palm trees, collect coconuts, and feel the wind of freedom. Bonus: fresh coconut water right at your workstation!
2. Sand temperature checker
A job for those who always wanted to combine beach holidays with a serious career. All you need to do is walk barefoot on the sand and inform your boss: 'It's hot!' or 'That'll do.' The main thing is not to forget sunscreen.
3. Trainer for sloths
Sloths are cute and slow creatures, but someone has to make them move. If you can motivate even the slowest, then this is your dream job. However, progress will take… a long time.
4. Candle scent taster
A gentle nose and a love for vanilla scent? This job is for you. Smell the candle – write down your impressions. Caution: after a workday, everything around will smell like cinnamon.
5. Elevator operator in a multi-story building
If you have always dreamed of knowing what people think while silently going up – this is your chance! Politeness and the ability to press buttons are welcome. You can even come up with legends about each floor.
Conclusion
Failures in trading are a sign from fate to try something new. Even if these professions currently exist only in our heads, the main thing is to look at life with humor. Who knows, maybe collecting coconuts will become your calling!
