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Bearish
How to Lose All Your Money in Crypto
1. Blindly Believe the Hype
“This coin is the next Bitcoin!”—say no more, take my money.
2. Trust Everyone Online
If they have a profile pic of a rocket, they must know something.
3. Skip Security
Who needs passwords? Seed phrases? Let fate decide.
4. Buy High, Sell Low
Why wait for profits? Panic now!
5. Leverage Like a Lunatic
Double your risk, triple your losses.
6. Bet It All on Memes
Because cartoon dogs are the future of finance, obviously.
7. Ignore All Red Flags
Scam? No, it's just “high risk, high reward.”
8. Trade with Emotion
Your gut feeling is more reliable than any market analysis.
Congratulations! Your wallet is now lighter than your excuses.
Bonus : Only buy memecoins and then claim to be a cryptopreneur and swim in those dips bro, the dips love you especially rugpulling projects 😂😂😂
1. Blindly Believe the Hype
“This coin is the next Bitcoin!”—say no more, take my money.
2. Trust Everyone Online
If they have a profile pic of a rocket, they must know something.
3. Skip Security
Who needs passwords? Seed phrases? Let fate decide.
4. Buy High, Sell Low
Why wait for profits? Panic now!
5. Leverage Like a Lunatic
Double your risk, triple your losses.
6. Bet It All on Memes
Because cartoon dogs are the future of finance, obviously.
7. Ignore All Red Flags
Scam? No, it's just “high risk, high reward.”
8. Trade with Emotion
Your gut feeling is more reliable than any market analysis.
Congratulations! Your wallet is now lighter than your excuses.
Bonus : Only buy memecoins and then claim to be a cryptopreneur and swim in those dips bro, the dips love you especially rugpulling projects 😂😂😂
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