“Crypto rollercoaster: tickets, please!”
Bitcoin started the week like that, thinking it owned the place, hitting a price that made traders think: “Now I’m going to get rich!”. But the next day, it took that classic dive: “Calm down, guys, I was just kidding.”
Investors, with their hearts in their mouths, held emergency meetings. Some prayed, others sold, and there was one who just laughed, because he had already accepted that Bitcoin is basically an interactive thriller.
In the middle of all this, the whales (those giant investors) put on a show. They moved millions as if it were change from bread, while the small investors were eating noodles and updating the chart every 3 seconds.
To close, the optimistic news came with a hint of “hope”: “BTC could reach $100k next year!”. And of course, the skeptic on duty came out to say: “Yes, and I’m going to marry Beyoncé too.”
Moral of the week: Bitcoin is like that crazy friend you love, but you never know what to expect. Hold your breath and enjoy the show!
