roadstertomoonportfoliotofloor

😂😭 My Expectations vs Reality
Elon: "We built a flying Roadster! To the MOON!"

$TSLA stock: "Say less, I will show you how to crash to the FLOOR first." -5% pre-market 💀

Holding: -5%*
Expectation: 🌙 To The Moon*
Reality: 🪨 To The Floor*

I wanted Tesla to fly, not my money. Wanted 0-60 in 1.9s, got my portfolio -5% in 1.9s. Faster than Roadster!

Lesson: Buy the dream, pay for earnings.

But fr, support $200 is loading zone. I am buying this floor crash for the next moon mission.

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