CrayolaCapital 🖍️

My quants have instructed me to acquire 1% of the new Ponzi schemes on the Ethereum blockchain.

These were the guys who just ran the numbers for the direct hits of the bunker busters on Iran's nuclear facilities, fade them at you're own risk.

$MOON: 0x4E20BF613a040a773ceF6f53be4A3229044C3B18

$PONZU: 0xFb261Df258679AABC57AAf58e8d00479aF673849

On the bright side of all this chop and uncertainty, you can still scoop some cheap $MIXIE before a modest 10x+.

Just bidding good coins and enjoying my summer 🏌️‍♂️

Generational bottom on my $MIXIE

GMON3Y and GMIXIE mfers.

The matrix is offering discounts on good coins.

See you at ATHs

If you want to make some disgusting returns, just buy $MIXIE and #MON3Y, then log off and enjoy your summer.

The crypto overlords have shadow-banned the biggest #MON3Y bull for sharing before they could finish accumulating.

Going much, much higher.

They let you buy $XRP again this cycle at 4M MC with $KTA, and now they're letting you buy $XMR under 4M MC with #MON3Y

Truly blessed

Back from the cabin and markets look ok.

One of my new favourite sol coins is about to giga rip and no one’s talking about it 🙏

Feeling blessed

gm gm fellow degenerate gamblers. I'm back after a wicked 3-day fishing trip and ready to cook.

Up nice on a few bags, but I still think BabyDog is heavily undervalued as dog coins are heating up again (eg KING). With this pup set to be a speaker at the LV BTC conference over the next two days alongside JD Vance, Michael Saylor, Vlad Tenev, Ross Ulbricht, and others, it seems highly likely for BD to get a solid amount of CT media attention.

Still only 200k MC.

https://t.co/qTYwIlg2ZL

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I think the $DFDV coin is a solid bet here and even better if we get another dip.

The stock is absolutely ripping. Somewhat like $MSTR but for $SOL.

We saw MSTR on ETH touch 70M late last year so seems reasonable for DFDV to do at least a few million.

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My retardcoin shorts are absolutely printing

There's a bunch of retards trying to run the first RTO on the Solana blockchain and I think the mad lads might actually pull it off

If you guys think all these vaporware shitty web2 apps are worth 8-9 figs, I can't wait to see the valuation we give to @PortlSocialFi / $PASS in the coming months.

Going to be an ungodly cook lmao

Im balls deep in the $assdaq fellas.

commence the flippening

Everyone and their dog had time to ape Housecoin below 5M and it’s raised the ceiling for all your other shitters to go higher. Also one of the only projects to have the “core” crew be working non-stop for over a month.

All these people calling it a cabal scam peddling 1 day PnD farms.

The trenches are so cooked man.