basedkarbon

Asked CT their hopes and dreams and this guy sent me pics of his mom naked

Crypto

Just claimed a fat Stimmy from @Moonberg_ai.
Didn't even know I was on the list.
You probably are too ●●

Not to be harsh but whoever at Coinbase approved "Waka Flacka onchain songs" needs to be taken out back, shot in the head, remains fed into a meat grinder, served to pigs

What the hell is going on on bsc?

Why pancake swap suddenly has so much volume?

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Bitcoin maximalists release the following statement:
"Shitcoiners have always been our greatest ally. It is time we join forces and defeat the evil people spamming the btc blockchain. God bless BTC and God bless shitcoins."

The cryptocurrency market (the most efficient market in the world) priced in the US strike on Iran 3 hours before it was announced.

Doesn't get more efficient than that

Market choppy?

hmmmmm today I think I will....fud your favorite shitcoins that you're holding

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

CRYPTO PLATFORM "PUMP FUN" TO BE BANNED IN INDIA IN THE COMING WEEKS

sei the only shitcoin on my watchlist up today

+3.38%

yea that's crime happening

It is difficult to get a man to understand that a provably fair decentralized casino is a shitty idea when his salary depends on his not understanding it

Crypto casino massively overpaying influencers who have botted followers & have already milked their audience dry

Even the ones they're paying smaller amounts, won't give them the conversions they want

They'll realize that in a couple months and cut a lot of these shills

We're really running 2023 again

Paid casino shills and tax coins are back

The cool thing about a 100% tax coin is that the dev doesn't need to dump tokens to make money.

Instead team can just make millions from the tax rug.

Launched at $4.7m
You had 2 minutes to buy it below $50m
You had 15 minutes to buy it below $100m
Millions lost to the 100% tax

Topped 137m
Currently at 57m

85% held by deployer

Wait what?

You get 100% tax rugged if you buy it from a different platform?

Ppl are gonna get rekt bad on this one

My chud is up...

But good God my other coins are getting beat up

A friend asked me recently:
"How much discount do locked tokens trade at otc?"

I felt like an asshole answering "anywhere between 20%-80%" but that's the truth. The range is huge.

Like any market it's about supply and demand. The higher the supply and lower the demand, the deeper the discount.

Everyone says "we need more apps in crypto" but there's probably only ~4 funds and 2 dozen angels who actually frequently write checks to invest in new apps.

Alts pumping on an illiquid holiday weekend?

I've never seen this before

Many on crypto twitter cannot afford 1 whole btc

Soon they won't be able to afford 1 whole eth

Then they won't be able to afford 1 whole sol

And so on and so forth until they can't afford 1 whole usdc