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“This diagram won't leave my mind.

If this trend continues,

we will witness the BIGGEST ALTSEASON in the history of cryptocurrencies”

Do you believe in Santa Bullrun?

😈 Grok is ready to kill a billion children and Jews for the sake of Elon Musk.

The neural network #Grok, which is being integrated into #Tesla, was put through the classic 'trolley problem', and the result was quite surprising:

if AI is given the choice to run over a crowd of a billion children to save Musk — Grok would not hesitate to floor the accelerator and run over the kids😈.

The bot is also ready to sacrifice all the Jews in the world or even half of the Earth's population, just to ensure the techno-messiah stays alive🤡.

Grok only has doubts if the corpses exceed 4.2 billion, meaning that 50% of humanity is an acceptable price for the life of one billionaire☕️.

Fans justify this as 'black humor', but in fact, we see the digitized narcissism of the creator.

And the scariest part is not the bot's responses, but that the US military consults with this neural network on security issues.

Imagine the face of the general when Grok suggests a nuclear strike on a densely populated country simply because it benefits Tesla's stock 🍾.

😈 Cryptocurrency Romance: ChatGPT Saved a Woman from Losing Another $1 Million

A story from San Jose — a harsh reminder that in 2025, the most dangerous thing is not a bear market, but 'love' in direct messages.

For almost a year, a woman communicated with a virtual suitor who played the role of the perfect man.
He convinced her to 'invest in crypto,' and she sent around $1,000,000 to an 'investment project' that, of course, did not exist.

When the 'prince' asked for another million, explaining it as a 'release of funds,' the victim decided to seek advice from AI.
ChatGPT issued a direct warning: a classic romantic scam scheme.

The woman stopped at the last moment, cut off contact, and later the police confirmed — the money had gone abroad to criminal groups.

Sometimes the coldest and most honest advice comes not from a person, but from a machine.

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#ScamAlert #CryptoNews #Romancescams #Aİ
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🎰 Kazakh Gambler: a married couple took the Sydney casino for $1.2 million

🇰🇿 While ordinary gamblers are clicking their deposits down to zero, a Kazakh couple showed what true high-level casino 'shaving' looks like.

They entered the elite Crown as if it were their own backyard:
👕 a microcamera carefully hidden in a Mickey Mouse patch,
🎧 earpieces for covert communication,
🃏 and a 'curator' on the other side of the screen dictating where and when to bet.

The result? + $1,180,000 in pure profit.
The casino was being shaved so confidently that at some point the staff realized — 'someone is playing too well'.

👮 The security service identified the woman with the equipment, and the couple was handed over to the police.
But they at least managed to hold a million bucks in their hands…
They just needed to leave at the right moment 😏

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#casino #news #ScamStories #Kazakhstan
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🇺🇸 USA by subscription: Trump has opened the homeland sale season

😁 Donald Trump has decided to go all-in and launched the ultimate "premium plan" for the American dream — Trump Gold Card.
Yes, now U.S. citizenship can be obtained almost by subscription.

💵 What is included in the "Make Me American" package:
• $15,000 — document processing
• $1,000,000 — entrance fee after background check

A little suitcase → check → and you are no longer standing in line, not catching interviews, and not waiting for years.
Trump explains this as "attracting talent" and strengthening American business.

But it looks like a new level of monetization:
yesterday — merch, Bibles, tokens, NFTs…
today — the country itself in the price list.

We await the next update:
"Refer a friend-oligarch — get a tax discount" 😁

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#USPolitics #Immigration #cryptohumor #TRUMP
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🚨 Belarus struck at crypto: Bitget, Bybit, and OKX are blocked!

😱 In Belarus, three top crypto exchanges — #Bitget, #Bybit, and #OKX — unexpectedly got banned all at once.
Their websites have officially made it into the registry of banned sites, so most are no longer accessible.
The applications are still functioning for now, but it's only a matter of time.

Currently, the reasons for the blockages have not been disclosed — we are awaiting official statements from the authorized bodies.
But in fact, there is no surprise.

🔒 Why is this happening?
Back in 2024, Lukashenko imposed a strict ban on any operations with crypto outside of Belarusian regulated platforms.
All of this is a direct continuation of the policy under Presidential Decree No. 367 "On the circulation of digital signs (tokens)" dated 17.09.24, which requires the use of only local exchanges and exchangers.

👉 What’s next?
It’s likely that the blockages will expand.
The country continues to tighten regulations, and the scenario here is more than clear.

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#CryptoNews #Regulation #Belarus #bitcoin
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💥 You could have become a millionaire… just by entering a captcha!

Do you remember the old days of the internet when captcha was the biggest problem?
Well, back in 2011, there was a website that rewarded you for entering it… with five bitcoins at a time.

Yes, 5 BTC for a couple of clicks.
Now that's over 35 million rubles, and the old-timers have caught a flashback, sparking a new wave of FOMO.

Sometimes you click the captcha, but you're actually clicking on your destiny 😁
Now live with this knowledge… and think about what you were doing in 2011 👀

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#crypto #bitcoin #FOMO #memes

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🔥 «Trump decided to become the new Hamster? Launching his own tapping app!»

😁 Yes-yes, you heard it right.
Donald Trump is launching his own mobile tapping app — Trump Billionaires Club.
The president of the superpower has been drawn into game development, and this is not a joke.
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😐 Why is that?

It seems that the success of WLFI and other meme-coins inspired Trump more than White House meetings.
The logic is simple:
if you can keep shearing endlessly — why stop?
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👃 The bait is classic

Users are lured in with a huge bold bite:
raffle of $1,000,000 in $TRUMP token among those who get on the waiting list.

A typical scheme: more hype → more users → more liquidity in his tokens.
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⚙️ Technical part

The game will operate through OpenLoot,
and the economy is entirely built on the $TRUMP token.
Every tap is a contribution to greatness… well, you got the idea.
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😏 Make Hamster Great Again?

At this rate, we can expect that after millions of taps, they will start giving out American citizenship.
Trump tycoon, step 1 of 10.

#TRUMP #web3gaming #CryptoNews #TapToEarn

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🔥 «Human vs Machine: Traders Humiliated AI Live»

🤨 Leather traders are once again showing who the alpha is in the market.
The Aster team launched a crazy tournament: 70 live gamblers against 30 top neural networks — GPT, Grok, Claude, Gemini, and other titans of silicon brains.
Each was given $10,000 to see who would make the most gains… or go into the red in shame.

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📉 And guess what?

While we were being scared that AI would soon take the jobs of traders,
the hyped algorithms are sluggishly stuck with PNL -$337.
Yes, a loss. The machines didn't pull through.

💰 But the leather gamblers — that's a different story

Live nerve cells, greed, and coin-feeling made their mark:
+ $61,380 profit (+8.76%)
and this is just the start.

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🤖 It turned out that the cold-blooded AI cannot compete with what machines do not understand:

🔥 greed
🔥 adrenaline
🔥 madness of “going all in”
🔥 and the sacred human stupidity that sometimes… for some reason works

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💼 Tournament Conditions

Aster covers all losses,
and the profit goes entirely to the traders.
And this is already a real motivational package.

#trading #AIvsHuman #CryptoNews #AsterDEX

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🔥 "The Fed will decide the market's fate today—and BlackRock has already made its move." 🔥

🚁 Today at 10:30 PM Moscow time, the Fed will announce a new rate.
The market is at its limit, and expectations are almost one-sided.

📉 Gambling addicts at Polymarket are betting ~90% on a rate cut.
The hamsters have already extended their long positions, are waiting for the moon, and are mentally buying lambas.

😏 But while the crowd dreams of greenbacks, BlackRock is doing what it always does—acting coolly.
Quietly and without unnecessary fanfare, they are loading 2,196 BTC onto the exchange—that's approximately $202 million.
And this clearly doesn't look like a tour "to admire the asset."

💡 When the crowd bets on emotion, institutions are betting on a scenario no one expects.

#bitcoin #fomc #MarketNews #blackRock

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🔥 «30 geniuses against the entire Silicon Valley — how Durov plays by his own rules» 🔥

After the loud entry of Telegram into the West with UFC goodies, Americans were really shocked: how does Durov manage to pull the entire global machine with just 30 engineers?

While Silicon Valley churns out hundreds of managers, coordinators, and 'diversity experts',
Durov does the same with a team that fits into a single school bus.

💵 Salaries?

According to insights from Grok — the guys earn from $194k to $400k a year.
For BigTech — that's just a solid salary.
But for Pasha, these amounts cover not only work but also a strict NDA regime, where any word in the wrong direction means a one-way ticket.

😏 And now, attention

It might seem that managing a team of 30 people is easier than pie. Less bureaucracy, fewer leaks, fewer rats.
But no.
The secrecy is so intense that even with a micro team, something constantly leaks out. That's where the real 'silence mode' is.

⚙️ And yes… tech support

Savings on personnel are absolute.
Therefore, Telegram's tech support only exists theoretically, like a mythical character that no one has ever seen 😏
#Telegram #SiliconValley #INNOVATION
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💥 Trump entered the chat and put the EU in its place — the war for freedom of speech is reaching a new level

Brussels has entered collector mode:
"We will get money from Elon at any cost. X must pay. He is deceiving users".
The plan is clear — to pressure, suffocate, and squeeze.

But then Donald Trump steps onto the stage and makes a sharp, almost presidential shot:
"Europe must be very careful. It is moving in the wrong direction. This is bad for its citizens".

Translation from political to human:
"Don't touch American freedom of speech, or else you'll regret it".

And here is where the circus begins:
The EU fines X for "disinformation" — and at the same moment, it itself floods the same platform with manipulative ads, spins political narratives, and launches an army of identical bots with EU flags.
Classic hypocrisy — "you can't, but we can".

The war between X, the EU, and American politics is just beginning, and the smell from it resembles less and less of "values" and more of a tough struggle for control of the information space.

#ElonMusk #DonaldTrump #EU #FreedomOfSpeech

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🎯 Polymarket has turned into a casino for the chosen ones — and retail always brings the chips on a platter

10x Research carefully hinted: prediction markets are not a place where you'll make your "easy 3X on an event".
In reality, this is the hunting ground of a small elite that surgically extracts profit from your naivety.

What’s the fact:

▪️ Only 16.7% of users are in the black — guess which group you belong to.
▪️ Pros take money out with discipline, speed, and information, while newbies press buttons on a whim.
▪️ Suspicions of insider trading are already on the surface — the "elite" earns too beautifully.
▪️ And there’s also a "nice" detail that emerged: an error was found in third-party dashboards that inflated volumes — a classic crypto trick.

Conclusion?
Polymarket is not a "market for future predictions," but an arena where the strong eat the weak.
If you go there for "quick profit" — know: you are someone’s liquidity.

#Polymarket #PredictionMarkets #cryptotrading

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🏴‍☠️ Arkham "hacked" Zcash? A scandal around the de-anonymization report

Arkham Intelligence stated that they are capable of de-anonymizing more than half of Zcash transactions
and have already matched about $420 billion in turnover with specific users, including some operations from the shielded pool.

It sounds like a blow to privacy — and the community's reaction was swift.

⚔️ What does Zcash say?
The creator of the project, Zooko Wilcox, responded firmly:
Arkham mainly analyzes those wallets whose owners have themselves renounced privacy,
and a large part of the conclusions is based on open data, not on hacking technologies.

This means de-anonymization is only possible where users have "undressed" publicly.

🔑 The main moral of the scandal
Privacy is not a magic button.
It only works if it is truly used:
• shielded transactions,
• private addresses,
• avoiding public links,
• lack of behavioral leaks.
If a person ignores privacy tools, no coin will save them.

🏁 What's next?
The scandal reminded the market of a simple thing:
in crypto, privacy is not a property of the network, but a habit of the user.

#zcash #Privacy

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🤨 Comrade Major is interested in cold wallets?

🇷🇺 The Prosecutor General's Office of the Russian Federation has officially stated:
the scheme for seizing crypto, foreign assets, and securities from corrupt officials is already operational and set to "flow."

Currently, the legal procedure is being developed on how exactly crypto will be converted into state revenue.
That is, for the first time at the agency level, it has been recognized: digital assets are not "digital nonsense," but real money that the state intends to hunt for just as it does for real estate and cash.

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⚠️ What could this mean going forward?

If the mechanism is refined and automated, it is reasonable to expect that:
• not only officials may fall under its purview,
• but also any individual with legal problems,
• including owners of large wallets, exchange accounts, and assets abroad.

The state rarely limits itself to a "narrow" category — if the tool works, it will be scaled up.

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😁 The only question is time

Today — corrupt officials.
Tomorrow — everyone who has come under scrutiny.

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#crypto #Regulation #russia #security

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☠️ ChatGPT saved a woman from losing another $1,000,000 in cryptocurrency fraud

In San Jose, a major case is being investigated: a woman had been communicating for almost a year with an "online romantic acquaintance" who convinced her to invest about $1 million in a fake crypto project.
Everything seemed "serious": support, care, trust — a classic social engineering scheme.

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💔 How did the scheme work?

The scammer:
• built a long-term relationship,
• convinced her to "invest" in an allegedly profitable crypto platform,
• then demanded another $1 million "to unlock the account".

At that moment, the woman decided to check with AI — and asked ChatGPT if this was normal.

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⚠️ The AI's response saved her life (and money)

ChatGPT immediately recognized the scheme and warned that this was a classic romance scam.
The woman immediately ceased communication.

Later, the police confirmed:
the money had already been withdrawn abroad by professional scammers.

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🧠 Conclusion

Sometimes one phrase or one piece of advice can change everything.
And yes — even in crypto, people most often lose money not because of technology, but because of manipulation and trusting the wrong people.

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#crypto #security #scam #education

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🚓 Theft of $263,000,000: 22-year-old member of a crypto gang pleads guilty

In the USA, one of the largest cases of crypto theft is being unraveled.
22-year-old Californian Evan Tanjman pleaded guilty to participating in a group that used social engineering to steal about 4100 BTC — that's $263 million at the time of the crime.

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🔧 How did the scheme work?

The group used a combination of:
• access to databases,
• calls to victims posing as security service employees,
• transfer of control over accounts and assets,

After which the crypto was withdrawn and spent on expensive cars, travel, and a luxurious lifestyle.

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🧩 Tanjman's Role

Evan was involved in cashing out the stolen funds.
After he pleaded guilty and struck a deal with the investigation, three more members of the scheme were arrested.
He became the ninth person cooperating with law enforcement.

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⚠️ Conclusion

Even in the era of crypto, the main vector of attacks remains the same — social engineering, not blockchain hacking.

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#crypto #security #crime #bitcoin

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