The market just woke up in shock.
Overnight, the Federal Reserve’s rate-cut probability exploded from 35% to 89%, and crypto reacted instantly.
BTC: Dropped to 80,000 just to scare everyone, then sprinted back to 93,000 like it’s going out for hot pot.
ETH: “3000? Relax… I’m just stepping out to buy cigarettes.”
Shorts: 320M liquidated, shouting into the void, “Powell, can you be a little more gentle?”
The summary is simple:
When the Fed even thinks about easing, Bitcoin doesn’t walk — it sneezes money into the market.

BTC
92,500.36
+2.48%

ADA
0.459
+7.57%

ZEC
441.76
+5.83%

