No matter what the news is, the market has only one response… DUMP 📉😂
• Fed cuts rates? → Dump 🤦♂️
• Fed holds rates? → Dump anyway 🙃
• ETFs buying? → Still dump 🐳💥
• ETFs selling? → Extra dump 📉
• Stocks pumping? → Crypto dumps 😭
• Stocks dumping? → Crypto dumps harder 🫠
• Powell speaks? → Market dies 💀🎤
• Tariffs? → Dump 🌪️
• No tariffs? → Dump again 😑
• Shutdown? → Dump 🚨
• No shutdown? → Surprise… dump 😂
This isn’t a bull run…
It’s the most toxic relationship in market history. 💔📉🔥
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