🚨 Central Banks Are Hoarding Gold Like There’s No Tomorrow — What Do They Know That We Don’t?
Forget your ETFs and meme stocks — the real whales are stacking gold bars, not likes on X. Global central banks have gone full dragon mode in 2025, hoarding over 830 tonnes of gold already this year. Yep, 23 countries quietly boosted their reserves while the rest of us argued about Bitcoin and CPI data.
Let that sink in — these same banks that printed trillions of “magic paper money” over the last decade are now scrambling for the one thing they once called “old-fashioned.” The same gold they mocked as “a barbaric relic” is suddenly their favorite toy again. Funny how panic changes taste.
And this isn’t a one-time stunt. They’ve been at it nonstop — buying over 1,000 tonnes a year since 2022, on pace for a 16-year buying streak. Before 2010, they were dumping gold like it was junk. Now they can’t stop. What happened? Did someone finally read Kiyosaki’s tweets?
The irony is gold doesn’t pay yield, doesn’t tweet, doesn’t pump — but it doesn’t lie. Maybe these central bankers know something the public doesn’t: that the paper they keep printing is starting to smell like… well, paper.
