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😲 Nobita turns on the TV and shouts – “Doraemon! Trump Uncle just made a new order… transgender women will be sent to male prisons!” Doraemon (serious face 😐): “Nobita… this isn’t just an order, it’s a question of their lives. Outside, protests, lawsuits, and debates are already spreading. Activists are warning this could put them in danger and violence.” 📌 Shizuka (reading the news): “And listen, Reuters and KFF Health News said federal funds for gender-affirming treatments are cut too. That means people who rely on medicines and therapies for years might lose them.” ⚖️ Doraemon (pulling out a gadget): “But wait! Courts have already pressed pause 🚦. Judges said this might go against fundamental rights. That’s why the order exists, but can’t be fully enforced yet.” 🔥 Gian (loud voice): “I think this is right… order and fairness must come back!” 😡 Suneo: “No way Gian! This is a huge setback for human rights!” 👉 And caught in the middle are transgender inmates, sleeping every night with the fear of where they’ll be sent tomorrow… ❓ Doraemon (thinking pose 🧐): “Nobita, the real question is… what weighs more — the strict line of law, or the dignity of a person?”

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🎁 Binance Reward Scene 🎁 👉 Shizuka: “Yay! I got $120 reward ✨” 👉 Gian: “Haha! I got $210! Now everyone must listen to my song 🎤” 👉 Suneo: “LOL… I got $500 😎 Look at my luck!” But… 👉 Nobita (sad): “Mine is $0 😭 Everyone got reward, why not me Doraemon?” 👉 Doraemon: “Nobita, rewards don’t just fall from the sky! ✅ Join on time, ✅ Complete the tasks, ✅ Have patience… Then you’ll see your $0 turn into real rewards 💎” 😂 Moral of the story: Crypto or Life – only those who take action get the reward 🚀 #Binance #Motivation #Doremoncrypto ---$XRP $AVNT

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🚀🚀DEMO // V \\ REAL😭😭 Nobita: “Doraemon! In demo account I always win my long/short trades… But in real account, the moment I put $10 or $20, I lose 😭.” Doraemon (wisdom mode): “Nobita, demo is just a game 🎮 In real trading, emotions, fear, and greed stick to you like gadgets! 👉 So in real account: Enter small 🪙 Always set stop-loss ⛔ Take profit early and enjoy like Dora cake 🍰.” Shizuka (smiling): “So being a hero in demo is easy… But being a hero in real trading needs discipline! 💪” 😅 What about you guys? Demo hero or real hero? 👇 Share your experience! $XRP $AVNT $PUMP

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😄✨ Doraemon Style Funny Crypto News ✨🚀 Nobita: "Doraemon! This HEMI token just turned into a rocket… it jumped 41% in one day!" Doraemon (pulling out a gadget): "Yes, Nobita! It’s flying faster than the Bamboo-Copter! 🚁" Shizuka: "Look, it’s up 132% this week… and 908% this month 😲 while the rest of the market is sleeping!" Doraemon: "That’s the magic of Binance listing and the HODLer Airdrop! Investors rushed in like kids running for free Dorayaki 🍩" Nobita: "But what if it crashes near $0.08 resistance?" Doraemon: "Don’t be so scared! Support is at $0.067283… but remember, the market can be as unpredictable as Gian’s singing 🎤😂" Shizuka: "The community is super excited… and the ‘programmability on Bitcoin’ label is winning hearts too." Doraemon: "Yes! But the new regulatory act is also coming… so Nobita, don’t go investing all of your dad’s money!" All together: "HEMI token – faster than Bamboo-Copter and higher than Nobita’s test scores! 📈🤣" $HEMI

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📺 Doraemon Crypto News Time 🎤 😲 Nobita: "Doraemon! What’s happening with XRP wallets? Something fishy? 🐟" 🤖 Doraemon: "Not fishy, Nobita… it’s whale shopping season! 🐋 Small wallets are selling, and big wallets are loading up quietly. 📉➡📈" 💃 Shizuka: "So… whales are filling their shopping bags with XRP? 🛒" 😏 Doraemon: "Exactly! XRP is moving into strong hands. That’s a bullish sign! 💪" 🤣 Gian: "Then I should become a whale too!" 😂 Doraemon: "You’ll become a drum whale instead, Gian! 🥁🐋" $XRP $AVNT

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