👉👉Turns out it's Donald Trump. Yes, the guy who used to complain about everything now calls himself "the king of crypto," because, according to him, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, and even XRP need a strong father to tell them how to live.
First, he launched his own meme coin, $TRUMP. Then he announced a kind of "US Strategic Crypto Reserve"; in other words, the guy who used to say the dollar was everything now wants to store your cryptocurrencies like gold bars in his basement.
The icing on the cake: he wants the US to be "the crypto capital of the world." Literally.
Meanwhile, regulators are scratching their heads and asking, "Is this politics or reality TV?"
Pay attention, desperate earthlings and hodlers.
Forget the dollar, forget gold... the real boss is now TRUMP.
