Friends, do you think the crypto world only has scythes and leeks? Wrong! This is clearly a large-scale performance art scene of contemporary young people!

1. Traditional finance is like a tortoise and hare race, while the crypto world is a bungee jumping adventure.

• While our parents are still studying "Yu'ebao's seven-day annualized return," we have already participated in the global capital game with the money we use to buy milk tea. After all, who doesn't want to bet their grocery money on a seaside villa?

• The most exciting part is the 24-hour global synchronized heartbeat: woken up at three in the morning by the surge of Dogecoin, rubbing our eyes while increasing our position; during the day, pretending to work while checking K-lines, with the boss thinking you are doing research, but in fact, you are calculating "how many bags this wave can exchange for."

Second, while others chase stars and idols, we chase the tweets of Musk and Vitalik.

• A top phrase in the cryptocurrency circle = wealth code: When Musk posts a Dogecoin meme, we stay up all night learning 'dog language'; when Vitalik likes a certain project, the whole community goes wild. Now I finally understand: Knowledge changes fate, but a word from a big shot changes account balance.

• The most amazing is the reverse operation: When everyone shouts 'Charge!', the seasoned investors quietly cash out; when the whole network wails 'Back to zero!', the new investors bravely take the plunge. This wave is a game of human nature (Zhen Huan Zhuan) financial version.

Third, the threshold is absurdly low! Elementary school students can become 'digital capitalists'.

• Zero commission account opening, you can start with just 100 yuan: 10U battle god, let's go!

• Decentralization = everyone is a soldier: In the cryptocurrency circle, you can not only trade coins but also join a DAO as a 'digital shareholder' and vote to decide the direction of the project.

Fourth, a new social currency: If you can't say 'GM', you won't make any friends.

• Cryptocurrency slang = contemporary Morse code: When others say 'LFG', it doesn't mean to find a girlfriend, but 'Let's Fucking Go'; 'HODL' is not a spelling mistake, it's the stubbornness of 'holding on for dear life'. Now I finally know: Learning English is not as good as learning cryptocurrency slang, after all, the latter can make money.

• New online dating trick: In the cryptocurrency circle, 'How much do you hold?' hits the soul harder than 'What is your monthly salary?'.

Fifth, the ultimate reason: The 'financial rebellion' of contemporary youth.

• Traditional paths are too competitive; the cryptocurrency circle is a low-cost lottery: When the 996 salary can't keep up with the rise in housing prices, and after a decade-long battle to defend the stock market at 3000 points, we would rather throw money into the cryptocurrency circle—after all, it's all a loss, might as well lose more thrillingly.

• Cryptocurrency = the spiritual opium of the digital age: Cursing during a crash, feeling grateful during a surge. The most real thing is: Every time I lose money, I swear to quit, but I can't help but rush in when I see a new project; this is probably Stockholm syndrome.

💬 Interaction time: What is your reason for playing in the cryptocurrency circle? Leave your 'entry black history' in the comments.