ETH Today: Walking a Tightrope Between My Mother-in-Law and My Wife, Both Sides Want My Life!
Currently, ETH is hanging at the 'golden bachelor' price of 4285—worried about the mother-in-law at 4380 thinking the betrothal gifts are too expensive, and fearing the wife at 4240 flipping the table for a divorce, the 40-dollar space is so tight it’s hard to even breathe!
Last night, the bulls and bears fought, twisting the K-line like an ECG, if it keeps shaking, retail investors' hair will be bald before the K-line!
Three Acts of a Melodrama Decide Life and Death
Institutions Paint a Big Picture: BlackRock secretly sends a wink to ETH spot ETF, mothers-in-law (big players) cover their wallets and chuckle: "Can the betrothal gifts be paid in installments?" (Good news but no solid proof)
The Federal Reserve Slams the Gavel: The minutes will be released tonight at 22:00! Dovish = mothers-in-law smile with joy; Hawkish = wives wielding kitchen knives chasing down the streets! (Referencing May's CPI night where ETH performed a 10% high dive)
Exchanges Disassemble Landmines into Explosions: A certain platform’s withdrawal got stuck for three hours, retail investors collectively staged a suspense film called ‘The Vanishing ETH’—the wallet isn’t lost, but the soul is!
Tangled and Constrained Wild Theories: Today’s main theme is the 'Wife-Controlled' market!
4240 is the wife’s bottom line: Dare to drop below? Wait to kneel at 4060 like a durian! (Last time LUNA played like this, now the grass on the grave is three meters high) 4380 is the mother-in-law’s threshold: No volume + news assistance? Climbing up is also 'fake betrothal gifts', it can be exposed in minutes (Last week's 4300 false breakout site is still being sanitized)
Survival Guide for Operations:
Before 22:00, play the fool: Don’t be the sandwich at 4300!
Wife gets angry (breaks 4240): Quickly hand over the private stash to stop losses and save your life!
Mother-in-law graciously accepts (stands firm at 4380): Quickly follow the gifts to chase the rise, but don’t gamble with the betrothal money!
Final Soul-Searching Question
Tonight will ETH be the 'Spoiled Husband' charging towards 4570? Or will it turn into a 'Divorce Scumbag' crashing down to 4060?
The Tangled Warfare Team is ready with three scripts: 'Dovish Love Story', 'Hawkish Escape Plan', 'Guidelines for Eating Melons in a Fluctuating Zone'!
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