### 🪙 *“LINK: The Oracle That Predicts My Empty Wallet”*

1. Bought LINK at \$10… finally breaks \$26 and I feel like a genius. 🧠

2. Whales throw \$20M → I throw \$20 and call it “support.” 🐋

3. Analyst: “Target \$30–\$34.” Me: already calculating yacht fuel costs. 🚤

4. LINK Reserve keeps buying → I can’t even reserve a pizza slice. 🍕

5. Everyone else: “It’s overbought.” LINK Marines: “It’s never enough.” ⚔️

6. Price dips to \$23 → I dip my fries in ketchup and pray. 🍟

7. Chart breaks \$29 → I break my keyboard celebrating. ⌨️

8. Long-term target \$45 → I long for a life without ramen. 🍜

9. Oracles connect real-world data → still can’t predict my mom asking, “Beta, job kab karoge?” 😭

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