You enter a trade — instant dump. 📉
You sit out — instant pump. 📈
Set a stop loss — gets tagged by a hair then rips.
Skip the stop loss — straight to financial hell. 🔥
Take profit too soon — it keeps mooning. 🚀
Hold too long — it crashes harder than your Wi-Fi on Zoom.
And every “last trade of the day” ends with you wide awake at 3 AM, chart-watching like a toxic ex. 💀
Want me to make it funnier/meme-style (short punchy lines), or keep it story-style like this?
