Just buried USDC in the Treehouse like a squirrel hiding acorns 🌰! This fixed income protocol has helped my stablecoin grow from a sapling to a towering money tree — the APY is so much higher than traditional banks that even my dog has learned to back up his private keys 🐕
Previously, DeFi mining felt like riding a roller coaster, but now the TREE bond pool is as stable as a century-old redwood! However, on-chain liquidations can sometimes be as slow as a sloth writing code, and the gas fees hit me like a woodpecker with a series of headshots 🐦
Yesterday, I used the interest to buy a virtual nut gift pack 🎁! By the way, does anyone want to team up to raid the forest treasury? @Treehouse Official
