$BOB 🐸 “Alpha Is Bleeding. Intern Canceled His Weekend. But BOB Is Still Breathing.”
The Alpha tab is a graveyard:
- AIBOT: -60.74%
- OVL: -30.19%
- AIO: -30.52%
- SLAY, RION, SNAI… all deep red.
Meanwhile, BOB?
📉 Down just -6.98%
📊 $2.63M liquidity still intact
💥 Market cap: $30.57M
🐸 Futures listed. Ownership renounced.
🔒 Locked for 57 years. No rug. No panic.
🧠 Binance Intern said:
"My weekend plans have been rescheduled."
Translation:
Volatility is back. Alpha is bleeding. But BOB is still alive.
📈 Market Analysis – August 2025
- 📊 BOB gained +18.52% over the past 7 days
- 📉 Predicted short-term dip to $0.0₇5384 by early September
- 📈 Long-term target: up to $0.000107 by end of 2025
- 🧠 Sentiment: Bullish
- 😱 Fear & Greed Index: 60 (Greed)
- ✅ 18/30 green days
- 🔄 Volatility: 13.25% = meme coin sweet spot
“BOB doesn’t panic. He consolidates. 🐸📉📈”
While others bleed,
BOB builds.
And the community?
Still memeing. Still holding.
Comment bait:
🐸 “BOB is the only Alpha I trust.”
📉 “Still holding through the chaos.”
🚀 “Intern canceled his weekend. BOB is just warming up.”