#ETHRally

$ETH On Fire: Even Your Grandma’s Wallet is in Profit! 💸🔥

$ETH is charging ahead in what the internet has dubbed the #ETHRally, and let’s be real—at this point, even your long-lost crypto wallet from 2017 is probably smiling. Roughly 97% of ETH holders are now in profit, but on-chain signals say the market hasn’t even hit the “too hot to touch” zone yet—Glassnode’s MVRV is still keeping its cool.

The rally’s been so wild it’s triggered $173 million worth of short liquidations—somewhere out there, a few traders just rage-unsubscribed from every trading signals group they were in. Even Eric Trump has apparently taken notice (because why not). Meanwhile, ETF hype and spot buying are shoving $ETH toward $3.8K like an overcaffeinated crowd at a Black Friday sale. Could this be the prelude to a cycle peak? Strap in.

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