#DeFiGetsGraded Security 🔒 – Did they ace the smart contract audits, or are they one rug away from disaster?
Liquidity 💧 – Is there enough water in the pool, or is it a kiddie tub?
Tokenomics 🪙 – Is it sound economics, or Monopoly money with extra steps?
Community 👥 – Are the Discord mods saints, or just bots with mood swings?
Innovation 🚀 – Are they inventing the next DeFi Lego, or rebranding Uniswap yet again?
Final Grade Key:
A+ – So good Vitalik might write a poem about them.
B – Works well but might get hacked on a Tuesday.
C – Survives purely on memes and hopium.
F – The kind of DeFi your mom warned you about.