《I Opened a 'Rollup Matchmaking Agency' in Caldera》
Dear family! I finally found something more fulfilling than pairing couples—helping different Rollups 'connect'! In my Caldera matchmaking agency, Optimism and zkSync are in a passionate relationship, Arbitrum and Starknet are ready for a 'flash marriage', while Polygon... well, it's still on a blind date.
【Agency Daily】
💘 First Date: Helping Optimism and zkSync arrange a 'cross-chain candlelight dinner' (paid with ERA)
💍 Proposal Scene: Arbitrum kneels before Starknet and says: 'Marry me, and I'll give you half of my TVL'
🤵 Officiant's Speech: 'I declare you officially the most loving Rollup couple on Ethereum!'
【Industry New Jargon】
'Metalayer Wedding Ring': A cross-chain marriage certificate minted with ERA
'Rollup Dowry': Refers to the Gas fees for cross-chain migration
'ZK Marriage Inspection': Ensuring zero-knowledge proof compatibility for both parties
【Real Business Insights】
✅ Successful matchmaking earns a commission of 0.1 ERA (much more reasonable than real-life matchmaking agencies)
✅ The most popular service is 'Lightning Divorce' (specifically for those regretting cross-chain decisions)
❌ But be cautious, some Rollups are 'players' (talking about you, BSC!)
Yesterday, Vitalik came to consult, saying he wanted to find a 'sidechain mistress' for Ethereum's mainnet... I didn't dare to take that order.
#Beginner's Guide
Participating in governance with ERA is like:
Voting for approval = contributing money
Voting against = causing a ruckus at the wedding
(Which two Rollups do you most want to see 'marry'? Comment with the three most magical combinations, and I'll use ERA to host their wedding!) @Caldera Official #caldera $ERA