《My Fantastical Daily Life as the Principal of 'Rollup Kindergarten' in Caldera》

Dear family! I recently switched careers to open a 'Rollup Kindergarten', specifically taking care of those L2 little ones who run around everywhere. My daily tasks now include:

🍼 Feeding zkSync babies 'zero-knowledge formula'

🪀 Playing 'optimistic rollup blocks' with Optimism

🚼 Preventing Arbitrum and Polygon from fighting over toys

【Special Courses in the Kindergarten】

• 'Cross-Chain Hand in Hand' game (Metalayer brand rubber bands)

• 'Governance Mini-Class' (exchanging ERA tokens for little red flowers)

• 'Nap Time' (which is actually just waiting for block confirmations)

【Real Parenting Tips】

✅ Tuition is super valuable: 1 ERA covers three meals and even provides cross-chain diapers

✅ Growth Surprises: Yesterday Starknet suddenly learned to recite the 'Merkle Tree' mantra

❌ Headache Moments: BSC kids always want to sneak in to play (Non-Ethereum ecosystem prohibited from entering!)

【New Industry Nursery Rhyme】

"Optimism loves to giggle~

zkSync can turn invisible~

Arbitrum runs fast~

They are all good babies of Metalayer~"

The most ridiculous thing is that Vitalik visited yesterday and said we should open a 'Shard Preschool'... This generation of Ethereum parents is really hard to manage!

#PrincipalDiary

Using ERA for governance is like:

Voting for is = rewarding small cookies

Voting against is = standing in the corner

(Which Rollup little one do you think is the hardest to manage? Vote in the comments, and the one with the most votes will receive an 'ERC-721 Perfect Attendance Certificate'!) @Caldera Official #caldera $ERA