Bitcoin is still playing "ECG"? Stop staring at the K-line! Today we'll shift to the melon field to see these new melons in the crypto world that are more exciting than market trends —
1. Did Musk "accidentally" like a tweet about a $100,000 Bitcoin? It was unliked in seconds.
Netizens caught Musk's X account liking a tweet saying "Bitcoin will hit $100,000 in 2025"; although it was retracted in a second, the screenshot has already spread across the crypto circle.
Netizen's spicy comment: "Is this the Nth time for Boss Ma's 'accidental touch'? Next time just launch 🚀, I'm tired of the psychological warfare!"
2. 5000 bitcoins suddenly moving, retail investors collectively racing hearts.
This morning, on-chain data showed that a certain whale address dumped 5000 bitcoins to the exchange, causing a stir in the group: "Market crash? Or pump?"
Half an hour later, the truth was revealed: it was just an institutional cold wallet migration.
—— A false alarm, but the retail investors' cold sweat has already soaked their backs.
3. "Satoshi Nakamoto's Suspicion" updated again: An Icelandic IP surfaced with a post selling 100,000 bitcoins.
Last week, someone on an anonymous forum claimed to be an "early miner" wanting to sell 100,000 bitcoins. Their IP was traced to Iceland (where Satoshi Nakamoto was active), and the entire internet went into detective mode.
Conclusion: 99% is just trying to ride the hype, but the crypto circle loves it — just in case.
4. Analysts playing mysticism: "Jupiter's retrograde is ending, Bitcoin is starting a new cycle."
A big influencer tweeted that Jupiter's retrograde ends on August 7, and Bitcoin will start a new market.
The comments section was hilarious: "You should switch to being a zodiac blogger, mix in some I Ching, and stack up the buffs!"
5. Are altcoin project teams jumping into the river live for a price surge? The result…
A new coin promised to jump into the river live if the number of holding addresses exceeded 10,000. After reaching the goal, they really jumped — the coin price surged before dropping to zero.
Netizen's sharp comment: "Jumping into the river is less professional than live coding; at least it looks more skilled."
Summary from the melon field
Real news often comes quietly (like ETF approvals), while fake news must be noisy (like "Satoshi's resurrection"). Enjoy the melons, but don’t take jokes as operational guides — wallet balance is more important than sweet melons.
Today's golden quote: "The two major hobbies of crypto enthusiasts: waiting for a bull market, and waiting for a bigger melon."
—— Your melon buddy is already in position.
Focus in the next 4 days: OMNI ORCA RPL
