“Me: Buy low, sell high.
Market: does the opposite 😐📉”
“Portfolio red = instant depression 😭📉”
“Crypto charts got more twists than Netflix shows 🍿📈📉”
“If you didn’t cry in 2022 bear market, are you even a trader? 😭🪙”
“My coin: -50%
Me: HODL, I believe 🙏😂”
“Crypto = sleep deprived but rich (hopefully) 😵💸”
“Selling at loss = character development arc 🎭”
“When Lambo? … When bike bhi chalega 🏍️🤣”
“Buying dips like it’s a sale at Big Bazaar 🛒😂”
“Crypto: High risk, high memes 😎🔥”
