Portfolio = mood swings 😭😁”
“HODL till moon 🚀🌕”
“Bought dip… it dipped more 😐”
“Charts = free roller coaster 🎢”
“Lambo when? 🏎️😂”
“Crypto sleep schedule: broken 🛌😵”
“Heart says HOLD ❤️, bills say SELL 🧾”
“Trust issues = crypto charts 📉📈”
“Praying to Satoshi 🙏💰”
“Bag holder since forever 🎒😂”
