These vultures in tailored suits are howling together! Morgan Stanley, Deutsche Bank, Evercore ISI—sounds impressive, but in plain terms, they are just a bunch of casino dealers using data as blades. They just pushed US stocks to historical peaks, and now they're banging the table shouting 'It's going to crash!' That old Wilson is scaring everyone ominously: 'Tariffs are going to bleed, let’s drop 10% to liven things up!' Emmanuel is even harsher, grinning and directly shouting 'Starting at 15%!' The Deutsche Bank's Tart team is lounging back, saying, 'Up for three months? Time to fall and sober up!'
The damn thing is, these people are spouting 'danger' while their eyes are fixed on retail investors' wallets. Just last July, Wall Street itself pushed the S&P 500 to the peak of Mount Everest, now suddenly they’re shouting 'It’s oxygen-deprived, evacuate quickly'—are they fooling ghosts? Look at what they’re stepping on: the inflation beast can’t be controlled, the job market is deflated like a flat tire, and the common people’s couple of coins have been squeezed dry by prices! With this shaky foundation, can it support skyscrapers? Are they fooling three-year-olds?
What's even weirder is that the calendar has flipped to August—known by everyone on Wall Street as the 'Guillotine Season.' The bloody data from the past thirty years show: in August and September, the S&P 500 averages a loss of 0.7% per month, compared to other months where it earns 1.1% effortlessly—it's basically a damn reverse money printing machine! And you tell me this is a coincidence? Pfft! Clearly, it's the big players' unspoken 'golden period for harvesting retail investors'!
Technical indicators? More terrifying than hell! The S&P 500's 'Fever Index' (RSI) soared to 76 last week—76, brothers! Over 70 is a high fever level where nonsense is spoken, and this has shot up to the peak value before last year's market crash. It's clear the whole market has gone crazy, just waiting for some fool to sneeze and set off the whole place!
The options market is playing out black humor: betting on a 10% crash in US stocks within two months, the cost of the 'coffin insurance' is almost catching up to the time of the 2023 bank collapse! Afraid of dying? Want to save your life? Sure, but first, let me skin you three times! Panic has become Wall Street's most lucrative business—how ironic!
The most disgusting part is here—after scaring you, these people turn around and smile while handing you a knife: 'Don’t panic! If it drops, it’s dad sending money!' Emmanuel pretends to comfort: 'The bull market isn’t dead yet, AI stocks can still be traded!' Tart pulls out a history textbook and recites: 'A 3% drop is normal, a 5% drop is a promotion!' Wilson simply tears off the mask: 'I’ve got bags ready, just waiting for you to jump off the building for a big sale!'
Damn! This operation is so nauseating: first, let the wolves bite the retail investors, wait for the sheep to panic and cut their losses, then they pick up the bloody chips from the ground. Last Friday, they smashed the market to create panic, and on Monday, they immediately spun a fairy tale about the 'Federal Reserve easing' to pull a rebound—so they control both the ups and downs?
Wake up, brothers! The 'correction' they talk about is a feast for the big players and a disaster for retail investors. A 15% drop? Big accounts shake a bit, while small investors go straight to zero and restart! The AI stocks that are being hyped? Just the big players looking for new fools to take the bait—chips don’t think, but capital will eat people!
The ultimate soul strike: when all alarms are screaming, when economic data is as rotten as spoiled rice, when the big players shout 'crisis' while pulling out bags—do you really believe they are telling you to 'buy the dip' out of kindness?
Before the casino closes, the last dice is thrown down—guess whose vault gets emptied first, the dealer's or your pocket?#美股代币化 $BTC
