💥 BREAKING: U.S. Inflation Dives to 1.65% – Rate Cuts Are Basically Knocking on the Door! 🚀😂
Whoa, inflation's chilling at 1.65% like it's on a beach vacation – lower than my coffee bill! Fed's probably scrambling to slash rates faster than a kid unwrapping candy. Crypto bulls, get ready: Cheaper money means BTC moonshots and altcoin parties! Is this the signal for $120K BTC? Or just the economy playing pranks? Spill your wild predictions below!
