1. Non-farm payrolls in July fell short of expectations, and Trump has unleashed a new round of tariffs, causing $BTC to drop to $111,500, $ETH to $3,350, $SOL to $156, and $BNB to $730.

2. Musk's AI companions $Ani, $rudi, and $Valentine have all received official xAI certification, skyrocketing by 2-3x, while Grok AI's video generator $Imagine reached a peak of 96x.

3. The market is starting to bet wildly on a rate cut in September, with the probability of a cut next month soaring to 82.6%!

4. The famous sculpture of Bitcoin's creator in Switzerland has been found vandalized, with multiple fragments discovered in and along the shores of Lake Lugano; a reward of 0.1 BTC has been offered for clues. Who did it?

5. Get rich or get liquidated? Now on Hype, James 1, 2, and 3 have liquidated but opened long positions at 40x, with the danger index maxed out.