🧙♂️ Bitcoin isn’t just a coin — it’s digital sorcery that solved the double-spending problem, dodged the banks, and made “Satoshi” the most mysterious billionaire in history.
Launched in 2009 by a ghost with a laptop and a vision, BTC is the OG rebel of finance.
No CEO. No bank. Just math, code, and a network of believers who said, “Screw the middleman.” 💥
With a 21M hard cap, $BTC is the internet’s digital gold. Scarcer than common sense in meme season.
🚀 Need a trustless transaction? BTC.
⚔️ Fighting inflation? BTC.
🫡 Want to flex your cypherpunk side? BTC.
Even your grandma’s cat probably holds some satoshis now.
It’s got blockchains, Proof-of-Work, Byzantine resilience, Lightning speed (on Layer 2), and a cult following strong enough to host conferences in volcanoes. 🌋
One coin to rule them all. And it all started with 9 pages and a whitepaper.