$ETH

It's quiet again, why hasn't it surged? Damn, last night Ethereum was looking at 4000, 5000, keep shouting, what's with MicroStrategy, what's with Ethereum's tenth anniversary, chat records are minutes away from 999+, why does it not skyrocket as soon as I get in? Did I just cause a major drop? When I'm not around, you all want to party with young models, buy cars and houses, travel all over the country and the world, and enjoy all kinds of delicacies every day. How could it plummet right after I got in, is this really such a coincidence?