🚨 BREAKING: $BTC is crashing… all the way down to $100,000 😱📉
Yep, you heard that right — from the moon 🌕 to... well, still floating somewhere in space 🪐💰
Some are crying 😭
Some are buying the dip 🤑
Others? Just posting memes and grabbing popcorn 🍿📲
Remember when $100K was just a dream? Now it's considered a dip? 😂
Only in crypto, where the rules are upside down 🌀
So what now?
📉 Buy the dip?
📈 Hold out for $200K?
🌿 Go outside and touch some grass?
Whatever you decide — just don’t panic sell your snacks 🥦🍩