#TrumpBitcoinEmpire
From “Scam” to Scamdemic**
Remember when Trump called Bitcoin a “scam” in 2021? Fast-forward to 2025, and the man’s turned *himself* into a crypto conglomerate—**golden sneakers not included** .
**💎 The Grift That Keeps on Giving:**
- **$2B Bitcoin Treasury**: Trump Media (aka Truth Social’s zombie shell) just dumped $2B into BTC—because nothing says “financial freedom” like a company that lost $185M on $3.6M revenue .
- **Stablecoin Shenanigans**: World Liberty Financial (run by Eric & Don Jr.) launched **USD1**, a stablecoin backed by… *trust me, bro* (and maybe some Abu Dhabi oil money) .
- **Meme Coin Meltdowns**: $TRUMP coin holders got a “VIP White House dinner” (price of admission: $148M). Critics call it “pay-to-play”; Trump calls it “disrupting the swamp” .
**🔥 Conflict of Interest? Never Met Her.**
- SEC Chair Paul Atkins (ex-crypto lobbyist) dropped lawsuits against Ripple and others. Coincidence? Or just *strategic deregulation* for Trump’s portfolio? .
- White House “Crypto Czar” David Sacks got a **waiver** to keep his VC firm’s crypto investments while shaping policy. *Drain the swamp? More like monetize it* .
**🎯 The Punchline:**
Trump’s “Bitcoin presidency” isn’t about tech—it’s a **leveraged pump-and-dump** with the Oval Office as the meme factory. The GENIUS Act? More like the *“How to Launder Political Capital Into Digital Assets”* Act .
**👇 Drop your hot takes:**
- **Cultists**: “He’s making America the crypto capital!”
- **Skeptics**: “This is *Theranos* with a MAGA hat.”
- **Bagholders**: *[silently staring at $TRUMP chart]*
**#TrumpBitcoinEmpire**: Where the only thing more volatile than BTC is the ethics waiver.
**🔥 Bonus Egg-On Fuel:**
- Trump’s NFT trading cards now come with *dinner at Mar-a-Lago* (terms: must hodl through bankruptcy) .
- His Bitcoin mining venture, “American Bitcoin,” is just Hut 8 with Eric Trump’s *”commercial acumen”* (read: vibes) .
