#BTCvsETH
Bitcoin and Ethereum are like the Batman and Robin of crypto – except sometimes Robin (ETH) flips the script and charges higher gas fees than a private jet.
BTC is the wise old grandpa, slow but steady, while ETH is the tech geek cousin trying to build a whole universe with smart contracts... and occasionally breaks it.
One moment you're a crypto millionaire, next moment you're Googling “how to sell kidney for rent.”
BTC maxis say “hodl till moon,” while ETH fans are still waiting for ETH 2.0 like it’s Half-Life 3.
Welcome to crypto – where logic takes a holiday!
