📜 📜 BREAKING: Trump signs bills. Whales panic. Altcoins smile.
The GENIUS Act ✅
The Clarity Act ✅
The Anti-CBDC Act ✅
Legislation just dropped like it’s 2017… and alt season said “LFG.” 🚀
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🧠 Meanwhile, crypto whales in their secret Telegram groups:
“Guys… uh… how do we FUD now?”
“We can’t rug this time. Congress beat us to it.”
“Do we… just buy the dip?” 😭
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💰 Retail is watching. On-chain is pumping.
Altcoins are stretching like athletes before a sprint.
It’s not just vibes anymore — it’s legally bullish.
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🎯 Coins to keep your third eye on:
$SUI $SEI $XRP $PEPE $DOGE $ETH
And maybe… $GENIUS if someone makes it real 😂
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Alt season isn’t coming. It’s lobbying.
Tap any dip. Stay in the game. 🚀