A crazy, brilliant, and possibly lifesaving idea of the 21st century. No, not a new ESG fund from BlackRock. And not about how Apple is going to save the world with an upgrade to the iPhone camera. It's about Bitcoin.
So while you were losing your last money at Starbucks on a gluten-free latte, MicroStrategy was quietly accumulating BTC. And now, pay attention, this company's Bitcoin holdings rank 9th among all S&P 500 companies.
Ninth place. In the S&P 500.
They surpassed Nvidia. The master of chips. The divine oracle of the AI revolution.
They surpassed PayPal. The very ones who wanted to replace banks. (Although, to be honest, they themselves turned into one big KYC nightmare.)
And who's ahead? Well, companies like Apple, Amazon, and Microsoft. But give MicroStrategy a couple more halvings and... who knows?
Who is behind all this? Of course, Michael Saylor.
The man who decided: 'Why hold dollars when you can hold the future?'
He saw inflation, looked the Federal Reserve in the eye, and said: 'Hodl.'
At first, they called him crazy. Then a fanatic. Now a visionary with $14 billion in BTC.
Sometimes you just need to ignore the 'smart' people from CNBC and bet against the system. Especially if the system is printing money faster than TikTok generates stupidity.
And now, seriously.
The fact that MicroStrategy is so high in the ranking of companies by crypto reserves is not just a curiosity.
This is a sign. This is an agenda. Just not in the leftist sense. In a good way.
While other corporations polish their ESG reports and lay off people for 'optimization,' MicroStrategy hoards BTC and laughs last.
What's next?
Maybe Coca-Cola will add Lightning Network to its vending machines.
Maybe Disney will release an NFT featuring Donald Duck, accepting payments only in sats.
Or maybe, and this sounds completely crazy, other companies will start doing the same.
And when this happens, remember: it all started when one bearded guy in a 90s suit said:
'To hell with cash. Buy Bitcoin.'
