📉 Me watching #BTC do nothing for 3 weeks

📈 Suddenly: ALTCOIN BREAKOUT

😳 That one coin I bought, forgot, and now it’s up 500%

Me running back to my wallet like:

🏃💨💼💰

"Wait... I HAD that coin??!"

Meanwhile my portfolio:

🧟‍♂️➡️🦸‍♂️

Resurrected from the dead

📢 Moral: Never delete your old wallets.

You might be sitting on a digital gold mine... or just more dust. 😂