📉 Me watching #BTC do nothing for 3 weeks
📈 Suddenly: ALTCOIN BREAKOUT
😳 That one coin I bought, forgot, and now it’s up 500%
Me running back to my wallet like:
🏃💨💼💰
"Wait... I HAD that coin??!"
Meanwhile my portfolio:
🧟♂️➡️🦸♂️
Resurrected from the dead
📢 Moral: Never delete your old wallets.
You might be sitting on a digital gold mine... or just more dust. 😂